My baby want a Birkin, she's been tellin' me all night longGasoline and groceries, the list goes on and onThis 9 to 5 ain't workin', why the hell do I work so hard?I can't worry 'bout my problems, I can't take 'em when I'm gone, uh
One, here comes the two to the three to the fourTell 'em bring another out, we need plenty moreTwo steppin' on the table, she don't need a dancefloorOh my, good Lord
Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskeyThey know me and Jack Daniels got a historyThere's a party downtown near Fifth StreetEverybody at the bar gettin' tipsyEverybody at the bar gettin' tipsyEverybody at the bar gettin' tipsy
I've been Boozey since I've left, I ain't changin' for a checkTell my ma I ain't forget (oh, Lord)Woke up drunk at 10 am, we gon' do this shit againTell your girl to bring a friend (oh, Lord)
One, here comes the two to the three to the fourTell 'em bring another out, we need plenty moreTwo steppin' on the table, she don't need a dancefloorOh my, good Lord
Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (double shot of whiskey)They know me and Jack Daniels got a history (we go way back)There's a party downtown near Fifth Street (okay, let's go)Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (at the bar gettin' tipsy)Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (at the bar gettin' tipsy)Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy
One, here comes the two to the three to the fourWhen it's last call and they kick us out the doorIt's gettin' kind of late but the ladies want some moreOh my, good Lord
Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (double shot of whiskey)They know me and Jack Daniels got a history (way back)There's a party downtown near Fifth Street (come on)Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (ooh)
Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (double shot of whiskey)They know me and Jack Daniels got a history (me and J.D.)At the bottom of a bottle gon' miss me (they gon' miss me)Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (bar gettin' tipsy)Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsyEverybody at the bar gettin' tipsy
Fuck, I messed up bro, they kicked me out the bar